How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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