guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
why is half of my head shaved?
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