Don't you send me to vm
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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