My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
