What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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