Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
PANTIES FOUND
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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