We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
