Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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