I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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