just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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