He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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