AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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