He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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