Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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