Do you still have your period?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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