That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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