There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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