Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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