Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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