He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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