that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
honey bunches of taint.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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