That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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