i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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