Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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