he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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