with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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