My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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