Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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