Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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