Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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