There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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