thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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