I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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