I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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