Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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