So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
is it fun? or sober?
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