I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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