Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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