Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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