That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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