Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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