love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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