Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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