When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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