your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
