He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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