I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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