Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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