They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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