So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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