i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
