i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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