office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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