My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
love makes seman taste better
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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