OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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