If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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