So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize