remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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